Monday, 10 December 2012

Golden Pointless Awards!

So it's December again, which must mean it's the near enough time to hand out some well deserved recognition which will go completely unnoticed by anyone who's anyone.

So here's my grinchworthy list for 2012.....

Best UK Daft Beer
There's a beer by these two cocks in Knaresbrough, Japseye or something...? It's pretty fucking great...considering they're northern and serve it through sparklers).

Best UK Bottled or Canned Beer
Super T, it's 'super', derrr...

Best Overseas Daft Beer
If we could get it I'd probably vote for it but they're too busy selling beer to Wetherspoons now.

Best Overseas Bottled or Canned beer
Something from Stone, if Wil Wheaton think's they're great then they must be ;)

Best beer in Overalls
Beer comes in overalls? Is that a Brewdog thing?

Best/Worst Dressed Daft Beer Person.
The Krankees of Great Heck. You can decide if they're the best or the worst, I know which I'd pick.

Best Pumpclip or Label
Anything by Schlenkerla, because watching pissed idiots try to pronounce it is a hoot!

Best UK Brewery
Beavertown! What could be better than beer and BBQ, made from Beavers?

Best Overseas Brewery
Titanic....oh wait...

Pub/Bar of the Year
It's on top of a hill in Norf Laandan, it does Wings.

Supermarket of the year 
Borough, the supermarket.

Independant Retailer of the Year
Beer Spritzer...surely it should be called Beer Shandy though, Zak, do you know nothing!?

Online retailer of the year
Whichever one I used the most.

Best book or magazine
Something about Shakespeare on the lash.

Best Beer Blog or Website
Whoever spent the most money on theirs to make it all sparkly and interactive.

Best Beer Twitterer.
Some bellend that think's he's a dog. Mildly amusing that boy.

Best online Brewery Presence
You Tube....They ain't a brewery(Yet) but they were the last thing to pop up on my twitter feed....

Food & Beer Pairing of the Year
Dukes, Beef Ribs and 8 Ball Rye PA, Nuffink better than meat and beer....and pool.

In 2013 I'd most like to.
Win the lottery of course! Who needs this shit!?

Open Category
Biggest Beer Bore : Where do I start...? Form an orderly queue behind me.

So there you have it, Rabidbarfly's Golden Pointless Awards. Congrats to the winners, commiserations losers, there's always next year!

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